niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

nosdrinker:

vernondaviscrying:

arizona teams had incredible jerseys in the 90s

let’s bring these back please